Lambo or Nothing (in latin) Ceramic Mug, 11oz
$5.65
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Lambo or Nothing (in latin) Ceramic Mug, 11oz

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Fashioned from the sturdiest white ceramic, this 11-ounce mug is your durable partner through the ups and downs of the trading day. Adorned with the mantra to pump and dump, it serves as a reminder to keep your cool or totally lose your s*** when the markets heat up. The vivid colors of the design, brought to life with advanced printing technology, stand out against the glossy ceramic, as bold and unyielding as your trading strategies.

 

  • .: Emblazoned with "Keep Calm and Pamp It" – a battle cry for the bullish
  • .: Size: 11oz (0.33 l) – perfectly portioned for pre-market prep or post-close reflection
  • .: Crafted from resilient white ceramic – just like your market resolve
  • .: Comfortable C-handle – grip your convictions as firmly as your coffee
  • .: Lead and BPA-free – safe sipping for the health-conscious trader
  • .: Microwave & dishwasher-safe – for the trader who values time as much as trades

Whether it's coffee, tea, or hot chocolate, let this mug be a part of your daily trading ritual. Keep calm, carry on trading, and let the pamp begin!

 

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