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Bullish Mugs for Day Traders & Degenerates

Bullish Mugs for Day Traders & Degenerates

You may not have found happiness.

But you DID just find the most bullish mug collection on the internet. Perfect for day traders, degenerates, and meme stock "investors" alike, nothing says "I hope you don't go bankrupt" better than these cash-conjuring cups. Gift a friend (if you have any), wife's boyfriend, or husband with a memento that can inspire even the most paper-handed person to make a profit.

Description:
These mugs are crafted from clay sanctified by prayer and seven hours of bullish commentary from Jeremy Powell. The clay is then molded in the palms of a diamond-handed chad  From there, it is carefully hardened under 1730°F of heat, and then cooled with the tears of a thousand bag holders.

 

FEATURES:


Quality Craftsmanship: Made with durable ceramic, our mugs withstand the heat of the most volatile trading day, and the existential crisis that follows.
Inspired Designs: Featuring exclusive artwork that captures the spirit of the diamond handed. These art pieces are designed to inspire true chads to pull a 100-bagger worth of profits.
Perfect Gift: Ideal for day traders, stock investors, or anyone fascinated by the stock market. These mugs are a motivating gift for boyfriends, husbands, or friends to continue gambling with 0dte's.
Versatile Use: Not just for coffee. These mugs actually hold whiskey too for those really red days.


We're all going to die with $0 anyways. So laugh your way through the volatility with Bullish Mugs that go beyond simple drinkware.

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