Retro Trader Tee: 'Doom Elmo' Edition - Mineral Black / S
$39.60
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Dive back into the 80s vibe with our 'Retro Trader Tee,' featuring Doom Elmo. This unisex mineral wash t-shirt combines the spirit of the underground music scene with the thrill of day trading, offering a unique blend of style, comfort, and trading culture.

Material: Crafted from 100% soft, heavyweight cotton for that premium, enduring comfort.
Design: Each tee is hand-dyed for that distinct, groovy mineral wash look, echoing retro aesthetics with modern trader flair.
Fit: Regular fit and a seamless, double-needle crew collar for a sleek, comfortable wear.
Details: Comes with a sewn-in label and features slight color variations, enhancing its vintage appeal.

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