Pump and Dump - Black Mug (11oz, 15oz)
$8.15
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"Pamp It & Damp It" Mug

Where Market Timing is Everything...and You’re Always Wrong.

 

Feel like the market's got it out for you? Every time you buy, the price dumps, and the moment you sell, it pumps? Welcome to every trader’s nightmare, hilariously captured with our "Pamp It & Damp It" mug. Featuring the iconic meme guy on the phone, watch as he devilishly controls the market - probably just to mess with you.

 

Why This Mug is a Must-Have:

  • Mischievously Clever Design: On one side, our meme lord says "Pamp It" as the stocks soar—on the other, "Damp It" as they plummet. Perfect for sipping coffee while sobbing over your trading app.
  • Superior Quality: Made with durable black ceramic that’s tougher than a market maker’s heart. Glossy finish for that sleek look because if you’re going to be salty about the market, do it in style.
  • Size Matters: Choose between 11oz, for a quick shot of reality, or 15oz, for those mornings after you’ve rage-quit your trading platform.
  • Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because the only thing more volatile than the stock market is the mess after cooking... or an all-nighter of loss porn.
  • Health Conscious: 100% BPA-free and lead-free, unlike the ethics of that guy manipulating the stocks.
  • The Ideal Trader’s Gift:

Got a friend who’s a glutton for market punishment? Or maybe you’re the masochist? This mug’s for anyone with enough of a sense of humor to handle the ups and downs of stock trading, where timing is everything and yet you have no control.

 

Get It While It’s Hot:

This mug isn't just a way to drink your favorite beverages; it's a way to passive-aggressively show the market that you’re onto it. Own your losses, flaunt your bad timing, and start your day with a reminder that yes, the market is indeed rigged.

 

So why wait for the next market manipulation? Grab this mug now, and sip through the chaos with a smile (or a grimace).

 

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