No Lives Matter Mineral Wash Tee - Mineral Black / S
$39.60
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Crafted from 100% soft, heavyweight cotton, it offers both unmatched comfort and lasting durability, perfect for those who play the market as fiercely as they embrace retro style.

Material: Premium 100% cotton for that authentic soft yet durable feel.
Fabric: Light (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), ensuring comfort without sacrificing the shirt's sturdy essence.
Fit: A regular fit that suits every body type, symbolizing the inclusive spirit of both the 80s and the trading floor.
Details: Features a seamless, double-needle crew collar and a sewn-in label for smooth wear.
Unique Touches: Hand-dyed for that groovy, retro look, with slight color variations and a mineral wash pattern that may peek through the design, enhancing its vintage appeal.
The 'Retro Trader Tee' isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a statement of resilience, humor, and style, celebrating the timeless advice of not being a 'softie' in trading or in life. Embrace the past while charging boldly into the market's future."

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