Just HODL: V-Neck Tee - S / Charcoal
$37.31
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Blending 100% cotton comfort with an iconic brand spinoff. 

Material: 100% cotton for that soft, comfy feel, color variants blended for diversity.
Weight: Light (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), just like your heart when NVDA ticks down.
Fit: Semi-fitted to flatter the physique you've sculpted from lifting those heavy portfolios.
Detailing: Side-seamless build for comfort, twill tape shoulders for resilience against market volatility, and a ribbed knit V-neck that stays put like your faith in tech stocks.
Practicality: Comes with a tear-away label, because the only thing you should be tearing into is your next big investment.

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